Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
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Noch Einer
This light bodied German Amber Lager (also referred to as a Dunkel) has mild notes of caramel and a soft malty backbone!
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Miles O’Brien
When the power surge creates yet another transporter clone, the replicators are down again on command deck, holodeck characters are trying to take over the ship, and you are all out of self-sealing stem bolts, this Dry Irish Stout is the perfect way to quench your thirst.
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I Have To Return Some Videotapes
Hey, Paul. Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? In ’87, Huey released this: Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Hip To Be Square”, a song so catchy most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It’s also a personal statement about the band itself.
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Let’s Turn On The Juice And See What Shakes Loose
Uhhh, Phantasm powder… breakfast… orange… orange beetle… uhhh, beetle fruit… beetle breakfast… uhhh, beetle drink… uh beetle, uhh, uhh, uhhh…
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It Was The Style At The Time
We can’t brew lagers like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like back in the day when they decided to call Squamish Newport; then changed it back because there was another town called Newport. It cost a nickel for beer back then, and in those days nickels had lanterns on ’em. Gimme 5 beers for a quarter you’d say. Back then we used to wear shirt collars so tall that you could barely see over ’em, it was the style at the time. Now where were we…?
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Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse
This West Coast style IPA was brewed with clean American yeast and dry hopped with an aggressive amount of Citra & Mosaic.
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I Am Altering The Deal. Pray I Don’t Alter It Any Further.
I do not want the Emperor’s prize damaged. We will test it… on Captain Solo. Calrissian, take the citra and nelson sauvin and put them in this pale ale.
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Maple Bay IPA
This IPA was brewed with the FRESHEST Centennial and Cascade Hops from Maple Bay Hop Farm. Hazy with a big citrus backbone!
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Mr. Toads Mild Ride
Independence is all very well, but we animals never allow our friends to make fools of themselves beyond a certain limit; and that limit you’ve reached. Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing -absolutely nothing – half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats (or drinking this English mild).
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I’ll Take You To The Candy Shop
This kettle sour has been bombed with thousands of pounds of peach puree and then conditioned on a stupid amount of fuzzy peach gummies. One taste of what we got and we’ll have you spending all you got. Let us take you to the candy shop.
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Say Hello To My Little Friend
Every dog has his day, and today the world belongs to this light lager. So, do you wanna dance, or sit here and have a heart attack?
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A Little Place Called Ssssquamish
Someplace windy, a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capilano! I’m talkin’ bout a little place called Sssssqquuaaammmishh.
