Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
IPA
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
4PK $18.95ABV : 6.7% IBU : 50 -
Trailbreaker
Pale Ale
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
4PK $16.95ABV : 5.0% IBU : 35 -
Ridgerunner
Pilsner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
4PK $15.95ABV : 5.0% IBU : 33 -
Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherry Cola Gummy Sour
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
4PK $18.95ABV : 6% IBU : 8
Limited Release Beers
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Don’t Cross The Streams
West Coast IPA
4PK $18.50When there’s something strange.
In your neighbourhood.
Something’s weird.
And it don’t look good.
What you gonna drink???ABV : 7% IBU : 50 -
A Pig And Elephants DNA Just Won’t Splice
Lemon-Lime Dessert Sour
4PK $19.95This must be it! An experiment thought impossible to undertake! With dreams of creating pot-bellied elephants people can keep in their homes as pets, an even better idea was born. Limes, lemons, vanilla and ludicrous amounts of milk sugar came together to create this marvel of modern science. It’s thanks to the wonders beer engineering that soon there will be an end to hunger, disease, pollution, even war. A pig and elephant DNA just won’t splice, haven’t you heard that song lover boy?
ABV : 5.5% IBU : 8 -
OMG! They Killed Kenny
Irish Red Ale
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This is a malt forward beer with toasty yet refreshing flavour profile. When you come to the brewery you’ll find this beer on our nitro tap creating a velvety smooth mouthfeel which really compliments the beer!
ABV : 4.4% IBU : 25 -
Maple Bay IPA
Fresh Hop IPA
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This years FRESH HOP IPA has everyone at the brewery extremely excited! It’s been an amazing hop growing season at Maple Bay Hops farm with an absolutely stunning crop of organic Centennial and Cascade to show for it. Picked at their absolute prime, a copious amount of these beauties were used to brew this hazy, citrusy IPA. A week out and it was already tasting great in tank!
ABV : 6.5%% IBU : 30 -
It Was The Style At The Time
Oktoberfest Lager
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We can’t brew lagers like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like back in the day when they decided to call Squamish Newport; then changed it back because there was another town called Newport. It cost a nickel for beer back then, and in those days nickels had lanterns on ’em. Gimme 5 beers for a quarter you’d say. Back then we used to wear shirt collars so tall that you could barely see over ’em, it was the style at the time. Now where were we…?
ABV : 5.5% IBU : 20 -
A Little Place Called Ssssquamish
Citra & Strata Pale Ale
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A place where the beer flows like wine. Where adventure seekers instinctively flock like salmon of Howe Sound. I’m talking about a little place called Squamish.
ABV : 5.5% IBU : 25 -
Strange Women Lyin’ In Ponds, Distributing Swords, Is No Basis For A System Of Government!
Passionfruit Sour
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…And that my liege is how we know the earth is banana-shaped. Our sour base brewed with heaps of passionfruit.
ABV : 5.5% IBU : 8 -
This Is My Cat’s Birthday, Today
Pineapple Milkshake IPA
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This is, like, the apex of the vortex of beer engineering. It’s almost a shame to drink it. It’s like killing a unicorn, with like, a bomb.
ABV : 6.5% IBU : 28 -
I Did Absolutely Nothing Today, And It Was Everything That I Thought It Could Be
Light Lager
4PK $15.95Put down that TPS report and forget that Lumberg asked you to come in on a Saturday. It’s time to kick back, relax and crack this delicious sessionable lager. Do nothing and enjoy it. Nobody wants a case of the Mondays. Not even Hawaiian shirt Friday can turn around a week that starts like that.
ABV : 4% IBU : 20 -
Pool Shower
Fruit Punch Sour
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Is there anything better than starting off your day with a half-gallon of kool-aid? Of course not because that’s what adult men do. Plus its low calorie and high in vitamin C. So go for that run, shower in the pool, and crush those 120 ozs of kool-aid big boy!
ABV : 5% IBU : 8 -
It’s Not A Man Purse, It’s Called A Satchel. Indiana Jones Wears One.
Pale Ale
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You guys ready to let the dogs out!? Easy tiger! Some guys can’t handle Simcoe hops, but we get a lot of compliments on this; Indiana Jones drinks one. You probably hear this all the time… but this isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace, is it? You guys ready to let the dogs out!? Easy tiger! Some guys can’t handle Simcoe hops, but we get a lot of compliments on this; Indiana Jones drinks one. You probably hear this all the time… but this isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace, is it?
ABV : 5% IBU : 25 -
You’re More Like Sarah Connor & in the First Movie Too Before She Could Do Chinups
Nelson, Motueka, & Nelson IPA
4PK $19.95“Pretty majestical, aye?”
“I don’t think that’s a word.”
“Majestical? Sure it is.”
“Nah, it’s not real.”
“What would you know?”
“It’s majestic.”
“That doesn’t sound very special. Majestical’s way better.”ABV : 6.5% IBU : 30
