Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
IPA
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
4PK $18.95ABV : 6.7% IBU : 50 -
Trailbreaker
Pale Ale
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
4PK $16.95ABV : 5.0% IBU : 35 -
Ridgerunner
Pilsner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
4PK $15.95ABV : 5.0% IBU : 33 -
Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherry Cola Gummy Sour
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
4PK $18.95ABV : 6% IBU : 8
Limited Release Beers
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Strange Women Lyin’ In Ponds, Distributing Swords, Is No Basis For A System Of Government!
Passionfruit Sour
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…And that my liege is how we know the earth is banana-shaped. Our sour base brewed with heaps of passionfruit.
ABV : 5.5% IBU : 8 -
This Is My Cat’s Birthday, Today
Pineapple Milkshake IPA
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This is, like, the apex of the vortex of beer engineering. It’s almost a shame to drink it. It’s like killing a unicorn, with like, a bomb.
ABV : 6.5% IBU : 28 -
I Did Absolutely Nothing Today, And It Was Everything That I Thought It Could Be
Light Lager
4PK $15.95Put down that TPS report and forget that Lumberg asked you to come in on a Saturday. It’s time to kick back, relax and crack this delicious sessionable lager. Do nothing and enjoy it. Nobody wants a case of the Mondays. Not even Hawaiian shirt Friday can turn around a week that starts like that.
ABV : 4% IBU : 20 -
Pool Shower
Fruit Punch Sour
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Is there anything better than starting off your day with a half-gallon of kool-aid? Of course not because that’s what adult men do. Plus its low calorie and high in vitamin C. So go for that run, shower in the pool, and crush those 120 ozs of kool-aid big boy!
ABV : 5% IBU : 8 -
It’s Not A Man Purse, It’s Called A Satchel. Indiana Jones Wears One.
Pale Ale
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You guys ready to let the dogs out!? Easy tiger! Some guys can’t handle Simcoe hops, but we get a lot of compliments on this; Indiana Jones drinks one. You probably hear this all the time… but this isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace, is it? You guys ready to let the dogs out!? Easy tiger! Some guys can’t handle Simcoe hops, but we get a lot of compliments on this; Indiana Jones drinks one. You probably hear this all the time… but this isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace, is it?
ABV : 5% IBU : 25 -
You’re More Like Sarah Connor & in the First Movie Too Before She Could Do Chinups
Nelson, Motueka, & Nelson IPA
4PK $19.95“Pretty majestical, aye?”
“I don’t think that’s a word.”
“Majestical? Sure it is.”
“Nah, it’s not real.”
“What would you know?”
“It’s majestic.”
“That doesn’t sound very special. Majestical’s way better.”ABV : 6.5% IBU : 30 -
Where You Already Are
Salted Lime Lager
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You can’t get so hung up on where you’d rather be, that you forget to make the most of where you are.
ABV : 4.5% IBU : 20 -
There’s Only One ‘Return’, Okay, And It Ain’t Of ‘The King’, It’s Of ‘The Jedi’
Strawberries 'N Cream Fruited Sour
4PK $20.95Let me tell you something. If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those rings movies, he would’ve ended the third movie on the logical closure point. Not the 25 endings that followed!
ABV : 6% IBU : 8 -
You Ever Take It off Any Sweet Jumps?
West Coast Pale Ale
4PK $16.5We voted for Citra and Simcoe hops to be put into this West Coast Pale Ale and all our wildest dreams came true. You got like three feet of air that time.
ABV : 5.5% IBU : 28 -
I Have No Idea What I’m Doing, But I Know I’m Doing It Really, Really Well.
Double Decoction Lager
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We got together with our friends from Four Winds Brew Co. to brew this double decoction lager and celebrate our sixth anniversary. And you know what? It turned out really, really well. Treat yo self!
ABV : 5.0% IBU : 20 -
Why Can’t You Be Happy For Me And Then Go Home And Talk About Me Behind My Back Like A Normal Person?
Passionfruit, Orange, and Guava
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You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like passionfruit, orange, & guava, and have a face like sunshine!
ABV : 6% IBU : 8 -
I Love Inside Jokes, Love To Be A Part Of One Someday
Southern Hemisphere IPA
4PK $19.95Ain’t no party like a scranton party cause a scranton party don’t stop. We hopped this IPA with Riwaka which comes from New Zealand. This Southern Hemisphere hop variety is no joke. Get your Scrant on!
ABV : 6.5% IBU : 30
