Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
IPA
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
4PK $18.95ABV : 6.7% IBU : 50 -
Trailbreaker
Pale Ale
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
4PK $16.95ABV : 5.0% IBU : 35 -
Ridgerunner
Pilsner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
4PK $15.95ABV : 5.0% IBU : 33 -
Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherry Cola Gummy Sour
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
4PK $18.95ABV : 6% IBU : 8
Limited Release Beers
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I Am Altering The Deal. Pray I Don’t Alter It Any Further.
Pale Ale
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I do not want the Emperor’s prize damaged. We will test it… on Captain Solo. Calrissian, take the citra and nelson sauvin and put them in this pale ale.
ABV : 5.5% IBU : 28 -
Do You Bite Your Thumb At Us Sir?
Vienna Lager
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Two ingredients, both alike in dignity. In fair Vienna, where we brew our beer. From ancient style to new recipe. For never was a story of less woe than this beer and its drinkers glow.
ABV : 5% IBU : 25 -
Pool Shower
Fruit Punch Sour
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Is there anything better than starting off your day with a half-gallon of kool-aid? Of course not because that’s what adult men do. Plus its low calorie and high in vitamin C. So go for that run, shower in the pool, and crush those 120 ozs of kool-aid big boy!
ABV : 5% IBU : 8 -
Mr. Toad’s Mild Ride
English MIld
4PK $16.95Independence is all very well, but we animals never allow our friends to make fools of themselves beyond a certain limit; and that limit you’ve reached. Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing -absolutely nothing – half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats (or drinking this English mild).
ABV : 4.4% IBU : 30 -
I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed
Dry-Hopped Lager
4PK $16.95In a place with no rules, deep in the mountains where nothing that’s thirsty is safe… An elite brewing squad is hunting for the ultimate thirst quencher like nothing that’s been unearthed before… it’s out there waiting for you, it sees the heat of our bodies, and the heat of our thirst… let the jungle come alive and take you.
ABV : 5% IBU : 20 -
Unlimited Juice? This Party Is Going To Be Off The Hook!
Cryo IPA
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Whether you’ve been left home alone with a hidden stash of J.U.I.C.E. or you’re at the social gathering of the year do your best to be discreet. Hold on tight to your personal stash before someone catches a whiff of that sank citra, talus, and el dorado cryo haze. Do you think I could get a hit of that juice box?
ABV : 6.7% IBU : 28 -
We Musn’t Dwell, No Not Today. We Can’t. Not On Rex Manning Day.
West Coast IPA
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Oh Rexy, you’re so sexy! Say no more, mon amour. A West Coast IPA with Citra and Sabro? I don’t feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren. In honour of Rex Manning Day enjoy this clean drinking IPA. Damn the man, save the empire!
ABV : 6.8% IBU : 45 -
The Floor Is Guava
Guava Sour
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Guava on da loose, guava on the moose. Soured to perfection and packed with mountains of guava to keep you bouncing off the walls like you’re fresh outta grade school.
ABV : 5.5% IBU : 8 -
It’s Not A Man Purse. It’s Called A Satchel. Indiana Jones Wears One.
Pale Ale
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You guys ready to let the dogs out!? Easy tiger! Some guys can’t handle Simcoe hops, but we get a lot of compliments on this; Indiana Jones drinks one. You probably hear this all the time… but this isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace, is it?
ABV : 5% IBU : 25 -
Dead Of Night
Galaxy IPA
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For decades we’ve pitched our tent out in this enormous night. Cared our leisure – our adventure – from the daily work and grind. Garibaldi, the black and slumbering Tusk… snow-topped domes of an untracked range. It’s always worth it. Outside your tent, you take a step back: the forest of stars.
ABV : 6.6% IBU : 28 -
I’ll Take You To The Candy Shop
Fuzzy Peach Sour
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This kettle sour has been bombed with thousands of pounds of peach puree and then conditioned on a stupid amount of fuzzy peach gummies. One taste of what we got and we’ll have you spending all you got. Let us take you to the candy shop.
ABV : 5.5% IBU : 8 -
Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse
West Coast IPA
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This West Coast style IPA was brewed with clean American yeast and dry hopped with an aggressive amount of Citra & Mosaic.
ABV : 6.5% IBU : 45
