Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
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Irish Goodbye
The Irish know a thing or two about making stouts and how to make an exit. Studies have shown that you can save two whole days a year by not wasting time saying good-bye at social gatherings. You know what that means? More time for drinking this balanced and session-able stout. Pure genius.
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I Don’t Know How Many Of You Are History Buffs
By golly we wanted to brew a lager but didn’t know what to make. The someone suggested a Bavarian Lager, ya know like they have in Germany. Well we made one and served it to this German fella and he said you know you’re not much of a brewer, but he’s a good guy ya know.
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Protect Our Winters
As we continue to see crazier and crazier weather events every year, we have decided to refocus our fundraising efforts to support @ProtectOurWintersCanada, a national community of outdoor enthusiasts, professional athletes, and industry brands united to advocate for policy solutions to climate change. Get involved and become a POW Canada member today, it’s free to join, just visit ProtectOurWinters.ca.
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You Nicknamed My Daughter After The Loch Ness Monster?
This is the skin of a killer, Bella. The skin of a killer number of oranges with a deadly amount cocoa that will make you want to live forever. Pop the top, take a sip and you better hold on tight, spider monkey. You’ll never feel more alive.
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Precisely 88 Miles Per Hour
Great Scott! Marty, you have to get this beer back to the year 2023 or we’ll cause a rift in the space-time continuum… Don’t worry. As long as you hot that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes the tower… everything will be fine.
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Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?
Copious amounts of toasted coconut, carried by the way of the African swallow. How did we get so much coconut? It’s a simple question of weight ratios, if you’re interested.
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You Merely Adopted The Dark. I Was Born In It.
Oh, you think this can of Czech Dark Lager is your ally. You merely adopted the darkness of this beer; I was born to brew it, moulded by its outcome. I didn’t see the light until I had crafted it to perfection, by then light was nothing to me but blinding!
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Looks Like The Guy Who Designed Wendy’s Went Nuts In This Place
Is there anywhere to park in this town?
No. That’s how we keep the local population down. Brewing this pale was the easy part, so we’ll close ’em and you open ’em.
This one’s for the buds here and gone – and the renegades that go OB. -
Don’t Let The Muggles Get You Down
You’re a Citra IPA Harry!
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Conjurer of Cheap Tricks – 2023
An Imperial Stout is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to. Smashing back pints of this barrel aged imperial stout will officially have you labelled a disturber of the peace.
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Do You Bite Your Thumb At Us Sir?
Two ingredients, both alike in dignity. In fair Vienna, where we brew our beer. From ancient style to new recipe. For never was a story of less woe than this beer and its drinkers glow.
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Don’t Cross The Streams
When there’s something strange.
In your neighbourhood.
Something’s weird.
And it don’t look good.
What you gonna drink???
