A Pig And Elephants DNA Just Won’t Splice⁠

This must be it! An experiment thought impossible to undertake! With dreams of creating pot-bellied elephants people can keep in their homes as pets, an even better idea was born. Limes, lemons, vanilla and ludicrous amounts of milk sugar came together to create this marvel of modern science. It’s thanks to the wonders beer engineering that soon there will be an end to hunger, disease, pollution, even war. A pig and elephant DNA just won’t splice, haven’t you heard that song lover boy?⁠