Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
Limited Release Beers
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I’ll Take You To The Candy Shop
This kettle sour has been bombed with thousands of pounds of peach puree and then conditioned on a stupid amount of fuzzy peach gummies. One taste of what we got and we’ll have you spending all you got. Let us take you to the candy shop.
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OMG! They Killed Kenny
This is round 5 of this release. It is nitrogenated on draught, it is still carbonated in cans. This Irish Red Ale is a malt forward beer brewed with Marris Otter, Crystal and dark roasted malts with a touch of oats. The name comes from the TV show South Park. Fun fact: Kenny has been killed off 126 times in the South Park Universe.
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See You, Space Cowboy
I think it’s time we blow this scene; get everybody and the stuff together . Okay, 3, 2, 1 let’s jam. Bigshot reported a 100 million Woolong bounty on Nectaron hops, so we had to go for it. But, whatever happens, happens. You’re gonna carry that weight.
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You Can't Be Playing Checkers On No Chess Board
It ain’t like that. Look, the pils. Man, they get chugged quick. They be out of the fridge early. Cuz they be some tasty ass pils.
This czech pilsner similar to previous releases like “It has Everything to Do With Anything” have been somewhat inspired by Pilsner Urquell. This beer like Urquell was decocted to create a rich malty character and then hopped aggressively with Saaz hops. The resulting beer is rich and malty with an expressive hop aroma and firm bitterness, more bitter than most of our lager offerings. It has been brewed with Bohemian Pilsner Malt, and then hopped with Magnum for bitterness and Saaz for flavour and aroma. -
Florals For Spring? Groundbreaking
Don’t be ridiculous everyone wants this. Everyone wants to drink this.
A razor-sharp margarita sour that walks into the room and immediately decides who belongs… And who should maybe rethink their fashion choices. Bursting with tart lime, a poised kiss of orange, a perfectly curated hint of salt, and just enough heat to keep you guessing exactly where you stand. It’s giving effortless sophistication… Even if you can’t tell turquoise from cerulean. “That’s all.”
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Careful Man There's A Beverage Here
Her beer is in your hands. Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that her beer is in your hands, dude.
Built with pilsner malt, Munich, and corn, this cerveza-style lager is light crisp, and dangerously drinkable, with a hint of malt sweetness and a clean finish. -
You're More Like Sarah Connor & in the First Movie Too Before She Could Do Chinups
“Pretty majestical, aye?”
“I don’t think that’s a word.”
“Majestical? Sure it is.”
“Nah, it’s not real.”
“What would you know?”
“It’s majestic.”
“That doesn’t sound very special. Majestical’s way better.” -
Laugh It Up Fuzzball
From the hidden depths of a rebel stronghold, a new flavour takes flight. A pale ale brewed with Krush and Idaho 7 hops emerges from the shadows of the outer rim. Bursting with bright tropical aroma and juicy intent, it-brings hope to those resisting the oppression of the Empire. Lest we forget – many Bothans died to bring us these hops.
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Nuke It From Orbit, It’s The Only Way To Be Sure
Another glorious day in the brewery! A day in the brewing department is like a day on the farm. Every beer’s a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! And every canning day a parade! I love this brewery!
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SH'TTY KITTY
Sh’tty Kitty is annoyingly crisp, refreshing, and WAY better than its name suggests — a beer so dumb it looped back around to genius.
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Strange Women, Lyin’ in Ponds, Distributin’ Swords is No Basis for a System of Government.
This sour has been fermented on Passionfruit juice concentrate and combined with Ella hops to create a great balance between sweetness and acidity.
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A Little Place Called Ssssquamish
Someplace windy, a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capilano! I’m talkin’ bout a little place called Sssssqquuaaammmishh.
