Full Time Beers
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.4PK $15.95ABV : 5.0% IBU : 33
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.4PK $15.95ABV : 5.0% IBU : 35
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.4PK $18.75ABV : 6.7% IBU : 50
Limited Release Beers
Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?
Barrel Aged Coconut Imperial StoutSingle $11.99
Copious amounts of toasted coconut, carried by the way of the African swallow. How did we get so much coconut? It’s a simple question of weight ratios, if you’re interested.ABV : 10% IBU : 35
You Merely Adopted The Dark. I Was Born In It.
Dark Lager4PK $15.95
Oh, you think this can of Czech Dark Lager is your ally. You merely adopted the darkness of this beer; I was born to brew it, moulded by its outcome. I didn’t see the light until I had crafted it to perfection, by then light was nothing to me but blinding!ABV : 4.5% IBU : 15
Looks Like The Guy Who Designed Wendy’s Went Nuts In This Place
Pale Ale4PK $17.50
Is there anywhere to park in this town?
No. That’s how we keep the local population down. Brewing this pale was the easy part, so we’ll close ’em and you open ’em.
This one’s for the buds here and gone – and the renegades that go OB. ABV : 5.5% IBU : 35
Don’t Let The Muggles Get You Down
Citra IPA4PK $18.95
You’re a Citra IPA Harry! ABV : 6.75% IBU : 30
Conjurer of Cheap Tricks – 2023
Barrel Aged Imperial StoutSingle $12.99
An Imperial Stout is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to. Smashing back pints of this barrel aged imperial stout will officially have you labelled a disturber of the peace. ABV : 10% IBU : 40
Do You Bite Your Thumb At Us Sir?
Vienna Lager4PK $16.95
Two ingredients, both alike in dignity. In fair Vienna, where we brew our beer. From ancient style to new recipe. For never was a story of less woe than this beer and its drinkers glow. ABV : 5% IBU : 25
Don’t Cross The Streams
West Coast IPA4PK $18.50
When there’s something strange.
In your neighbourhood.
And it don’t look good.
What you gonna drink???ABV : 7% IBU : 50
A Pig And Elephants DNA Just Won’t Splice
Lemon-Lime Dessert Sour4PK $19.95
This must be it! An experiment thought impossible to undertake! With dreams of creating pot-bellied elephants people can keep in their homes as pets, an even better idea was born. Limes, lemons, vanilla and ludicrous amounts of milk sugar came together to create this marvel of modern science. It’s thanks to the wonders beer engineering that soon there will be an end to hunger, disease, pollution, even war. A pig and elephant DNA just won’t splice, haven’t you heard that song lover boy?ABV : 5.5% IBU : 8
OMG! They Killed Kenny
Irish Red Ale4PK $16.95
This is a malt forward beer with toasty yet refreshing flavour profile. When you come to the brewery you’ll find this beer on our nitro tap creating a velvety smooth mouthfeel which really compliments the beer!ABV : 4.4% IBU : 25
Maple Bay IPA
Fresh Hop IPA4PK $18.50
This years FRESH HOP IPA has everyone at the brewery extremely excited! It’s been an amazing hop growing season at Maple Bay Hops farm with an absolutely stunning crop of organic Centennial and Cascade to show for it. Picked at their absolute prime, a copious amount of these beauties were used to brew this hazy, citrusy IPA. A week out and it was already tasting great in tank! ABV : 6.5%% IBU : 30
It Was The Style At The Time
Oktoberfest Lager4PK $16.95
We can’t brew lagers like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like back in the day when they decided to call Squamish Newport; then changed it back because there was another town called Newport. It cost a nickel for beer back then, and in those days nickels had lanterns on ’em. Gimme 5 beers for a quarter you’d say. Back then we used to wear shirt collars so tall that you could barely see over ’em, it was the style at the time. Now where were we…?ABV : 5.5% IBU : 20
A Little Place Called Ssssquamish
Citra & Strata Pale Ale
A place where the beer flows like wine. Where adventure seekers instinctively flock like salmon of Howe Sound. I’m talking about a little place called Squamish.ABV : 5.5% IBU : 25