Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
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I Know You. You Know You. And I Know You Know That I Know You.
And all Mosaic IPA? That’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for ’em.
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Where You Already Are
You can’t get so hung up on where you’d rather be, that you forget to make the most of where you are.
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All I Need Is Some Tasty Waves A Cool Buzz And I’m Fine
Well Stu I’ll tell you, making hoppy brews is not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby. It’s a way of
looking at that hop and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!” -
My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Prepare To Die
We make beer to pay the bills as there’s not a lot of money in revenge. You seem a decent lot and we would hate to kill you but if you happen to have 6 fingers on your right hand…
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I’ll Take You To The Candy Shop
This kettle sour has been bombed with thousands of pounds of peach puree and then conditioned on a stupid amount of fuzzy peach gummies. One taste of what we got and we’ll have you spending all you got. Let us take you to the candy shop.
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OMG! They Killed Kenny
You Bastards!
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Don’t Let The Muggles Get You Down
You’re a Citra IPA Harry!
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I Am Altering The Deal. Pray I Don’t Alter It Any Further.
I do not want the Emperor’s prize damaged. We will test it… on Captain Solo. Calrissian, take the citra and nelson sauvin and put them in this pale ale.
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Do You Bite Your Thumb At Us Sir?
Two ingredients, both alike in dignity. In fair Vienna, where we brew our beer. From ancient style to new recipe. For never was a story of less woe than this beer and its drinkers glow.
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Pool Shower
Is there anything better than starting off your day with a half-gallon of kool-aid? Of course not because that’s what adult men do. Plus its low calorie and high in vitamin C. So go for that run, shower in the pool, and crush those 120 ozs of kool-aid big boy!
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Mr. Toad’s Mild Ride
Independence is all very well, but we animals never allow our friends to make fools of themselves beyond a certain limit; and that limit you’ve reached. Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing -absolutely nothing – half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats (or drinking this English mild).
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I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed
In a place with no rules, deep in the mountains where nothing that’s thirsty is safe… An elite brewing squad is hunting for the ultimate thirst quencher like nothing that’s been unearthed before… it’s out there waiting for you, it sees the heat of our bodies, and the heat of our thirst… let the jungle come alive and take you.
