Full Time Beers
-
Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
-
Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
-
Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
-
Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
-
Don’t Let The Muggles Get You Down
You’re a Citra IPA Harry!
-
Conjurer of Cheap Tricks – 2023
An Imperial Stout is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to. Smashing back pints of this barrel aged imperial stout will officially have you labelled a disturber of the peace.
-
Do You Bite Your Thumb At Us Sir?
Two ingredients, both alike in dignity. In fair Vienna, where we brew our beer. From ancient style to new recipe. For never was a story of less woe than this beer and its drinkers glow.
-
Don’t Cross The Streams
When there’s something strange.
In your neighbourhood.
Something’s weird.
And it don’t look good.
What you gonna drink??? -
A Pig And Elephants DNA Just Won’t Splice
This must be it! An experiment thought impossible to undertake! With dreams of creating pot-bellied elephants people can keep in their homes as pets, an even better idea was born. Limes, lemons, vanilla and ludicrous amounts of milk sugar came together to create this marvel of modern science. It’s thanks to the wonders beer engineering that soon there will be an end to hunger, disease, pollution, even war. A pig and elephant DNA just won’t splice, haven’t you heard that song lover boy?
-
OMG! They Killed Kenny
This is a malt forward beer with toasty yet refreshing flavour profile. When you come to the brewery you’ll find this beer on our nitro tap creating a velvety smooth mouthfeel which really compliments the beer!
-
Maple Bay IPA
This years FRESH HOP IPA has everyone at the brewery extremely excited! It’s been an amazing hop growing season at Maple Bay Hops farm with an absolutely stunning crop of organic Centennial and Cascade to show for it. Picked at their absolute prime, a copious amount of these beauties were used to brew this hazy, citrusy IPA. A week out and it was already tasting great in tank!
-
It Was The Style At The Time
We can’t brew lagers like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like back in the day when they decided to call Squamish Newport; then changed it back because there was another town called Newport. It cost a nickel for beer back then, and in those days nickels had lanterns on ’em. Gimme 5 beers for a quarter you’d say. Back then we used to wear shirt collars so tall that you could barely see over ’em, it was the style at the time. Now where were we…?
-
A Little Place Called Ssssquamish
A place where the beer flows like wine. Where adventure seekers instinctively flock like salmon of Howe Sound. I’m talking about a little place called Squamish.
-
Strange Women Lyin’ In Ponds, Distributing Swords, Is No Basis For A System Of Government!
…And that my liege is how we know the earth is banana-shaped. Our sour base brewed with heaps of passionfruit.
-
This Is My Cat’s Birthday, Today
This is, like, the apex of the vortex of beer engineering. It’s almost a shame to drink it. It’s like killing a unicorn, with like, a bomb.
-
I Did Absolutely Nothing Today, And It Was Everything That I Thought It Could Be
Put down that TPS report and forget that Lumberg asked you to come in on a Saturday. It’s time to kick back, relax and crack this delicious sessionable lager. Do nothing and enjoy it. Nobody wants a case of the Mondays. Not even Hawaiian shirt Friday can turn around a week that starts like that.
