Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
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It Was The Style At The Time
We can’t brew lagers like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like back in the day when they decided to call Squamish Newport; then changed it back because there was another town called Newport. It cost a nickel for beer back then, and in those days nickels had lanterns on ’em. Gimme 5 beers for a quarter you’d say. Back then we used to wear shirt collars so tall that you could barely see over ’em, it was the style at the time. Now where were we…?
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A Little Place Called Ssssquamish
A place where the beer flows like wine. Where adventure seekers instinctively flock like salmon of Howe Sound. I’m talking about a little place called Squamish.
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Strange Women Lyin’ In Ponds, Distributing Swords, Is No Basis For A System Of Government!
…And that my liege is how we know the earth is banana-shaped. Our sour base brewed with heaps of passionfruit.
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This Is My Cat’s Birthday, Today
This is, like, the apex of the vortex of beer engineering. It’s almost a shame to drink it. It’s like killing a unicorn, with like, a bomb.
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I Did Absolutely Nothing Today, And It Was Everything That I Thought It Could Be
Put down that TPS report and forget that Lumberg asked you to come in on a Saturday. It’s time to kick back, relax and crack this delicious sessionable lager. Do nothing and enjoy it. Nobody wants a case of the Mondays. Not even Hawaiian shirt Friday can turn around a week that starts like that.
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Pool Shower
Is there anything better than starting off your day with a half-gallon of kool-aid? Of course not because that’s what adult men do. Plus its low calorie and high in vitamin C. So go for that run, shower in the pool, and crush those 120 ozs of kool-aid big boy!
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It’s Not A Man Purse, It’s Called A Satchel. Indiana Jones Wears One.
You guys ready to let the dogs out!? Easy tiger! Some guys can’t handle Simcoe hops, but we get a lot of compliments on this; Indiana Jones drinks one. You probably hear this all the time… but this isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace, is it? You guys ready to let the dogs out!? Easy tiger! Some guys can’t handle Simcoe hops, but we get a lot of compliments on this; Indiana Jones drinks one. You probably hear this all the time… but this isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace, is it?
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You’re More Like Sarah Connor & in the First Movie Too Before She Could Do Chinups
“Pretty majestical, aye?”
“I don’t think that’s a word.”
“Majestical? Sure it is.”
“Nah, it’s not real.”
“What would you know?”
“It’s majestic.”
“That doesn’t sound very special. Majestical’s way better.” -
Where You Already Are
You can’t get so hung up on where you’d rather be, that you forget to make the most of where you are.
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There’s Only One ‘Return’, Okay, And It Ain’t Of ‘The King’, It’s Of ‘The Jedi’
Let me tell you something. If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those rings movies, he would’ve ended the third movie on the logical closure point. Not the 25 endings that followed!
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You Ever Take It off Any Sweet Jumps?
We voted for Citra and Simcoe hops to be put into this West Coast Pale Ale and all our wildest dreams came true. You got like three feet of air that time.
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I Have No Idea What I’m Doing, But I Know I’m Doing It Really, Really Well.
We got together with our friends from Four Winds Brew Co. to brew this double decoction lager and celebrate our sixth anniversary. And you know what? It turned out really, really well. Treat yo self!
