Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
Limited Release Beers
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The Floor Is Guava
Guava on da loose, guava on the moose. Soured to perfection and packed with mountains of guava to keep you bouncing off the walls like you’re fresh outta grade school.
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Never Taken A Shortcut Before?
Take car. Go to Mum’s. Kill Phil. Grab Liz. Go to Backcountry. Have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?
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You’re More Like Sarah Connor & in the First Movie Too Before She Could Do Chinups
“Pretty majestical, aye?”
“I don’t think that’s a word.”
“Majestical? Sure it is.”
“Nah, it’s not real.”
“What would you know?”
“It’s majestic.”
“That doesn’t sound very special. Majestical’s way better.” -
And Suddenly The Whole World Is A Fish
Poets talk about “spots of time,” but it is really the fishermen who experience eternity compressed into a moment. No one can tell what a spot of time is until the whole world is a fish and then the fish is gone.
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Why Can’t You Be Happy For Me And Then Go Home And Talk About Me Behind My Back Like A Normal Person?
You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like passionfruit, orange, & guava, and have a face like sunshine!
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OMG! They Killed Kenny
“You Bastards!”
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It Has Everything To Do With Anything
You wanna use my wig guy? It’s the little touches, the little details. It’s what makes a great crispy beer. Czech Lager. Do it. Do it. Now look back mean like a dragon.
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I Wonder If It Remembers Me
Grab your red cap and speedo for a lightning rescue op! Whether you call it a Leopard Fish or a Jaguar Shark this hazy pale is loaded with Eldorado and Citra to ward off pirates and swamp leeches. Are we safe in here? I doubt it.
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If You Shoot Me In A Dream, You Better Wake Up And Apologize
We don’t drink IPA because society says we have to. We put some extra effort into this IPA to convince you that West Coast IPA’s are worthy of your hard-earned dollar.
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We Sell Dreams, Imagination & Sparkle
Filled with imagination and a lot of sparkle; so pink, it’s good enough to drink. Whether you’re hanging out at your mojo dojo casa house, or have a giant blow out party planned with choreography set to a bespoke song, this is the beer of your dreams. Brewski beer me
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Make Em Wait, It’s Good For Em
How did we make this beer so good? How did Leonardo Dicaprio figure out gravity? He just did. We’ve waited long enough Helles…. it’s time.
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I’ll Take You To The Candy Shop
This kettle sour has been bombed with thousands of pounds of peach puree and then conditioned on a stupid amount of fuzzy peach gummies. One taste of what we got and we’ll have you spending all you got. Let us take you to the candy shop.
