Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
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Go Get Yourself Some Cheap Sunglasses
When the light is hurt your head the first thing you got to do in the morning to beat the masses is go get yourself this IPA packed full of Sabro, Galaxy and Vic Secret and of course some cheap sunglasses.
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That's What I Do I Drink & I Know Things
It’s not easy drinking DIPAs all the time, everyone would do it if it were easy. This beer is not meant to be held in captivity as it should be drunk cold and fresh as heavy doses of Nelson and Citra do not age well in the 7 kingdoms.
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Throw Me A Frickin Bone Here
People!! We have a plan; it’s called Pale Ale. As you know we love to use an exorbitant amount of hops. Moteueka & Citra are having an affair. So even if you’ve been cryogenically frozen for 30 years, here’s something to shake a stick at. We’re the boss, there’s the info. RIP Charlie.
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Do You Bite Your Thumb At Us Sir?
Two ingredients, both alike in dignity. In fair Vienna, where we brew our beer. From ancient style to new recipe. For never was a story of less woe than this beer and its drinkers glow.
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My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Prepare To Die
We make beer to pay the bills as there’s not a lot of money in revenge. You seem a decent lot and we would hate to kill you but if you happen to have 6 fingers on your right hand…
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I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed
In a place with no rules, deep in the mountains where nothing that’s thirsty is safe… An elite brewing squad is hunting for the ultimate thirst quencher like nothing that’s been unearthed before… it’s out there waiting for you, it sees the heat of our bodies, and the heat of our thirst… let the jungle come alive and take you.
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I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today
For this beer we used an ungodly amount of tangerine drowned in an ocean of vanilla soaked on a mountain of orange zest then smashed through a nickel sized hole with a fist full of coconut for that extra decadent flavour.
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Big Gulps Huh, Welp See Ya Later
Heaps of Raspberry with subtle Blueberry and Lemon Notes will take you back to those first sips of freedom during that inaugural unsupervised rip to the mini-mart. Cheers!
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Off The Top Ropes
Whatcha gonna do when this DIPA runs wild on you? Mosaic and Galaxy will tag team your tastebuds until they tap out. Cheers brother!
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I Put My Crocs Into Sports Mode For This?
A staple in the lives of the casually active, so few know the true potential that these fashion abonimations truly offer. Speed walking, pickleball, or even jumping over a puddle… Just slip these badboys into sport mode and send it.
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You Know, I'm Something Of A Scientist Myself
News flash! I’ve done my own research. What are your sources? I’ve been cherry-picking bits of information that confirm what I already believe. But yes, technically, this beer is a solution.
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I'll Take You To The Candy Shop
This kettle sour has been bombed with thousands of pounds of peach puree and then conditioned on a stupid amount of fuzzy peach gummies. One taste of what we got and we’ll have you spending all you got. Let us take you to the candy shop.
