Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
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I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed
In a place with no rules, deep in the mountains where nothing that’s thirsty is safe… An elite brewing squad is hunting for the ultimate thirst quencher like nothing that’s been unearthed before… it’s out there waiting for you, it sees the heat of our bodies, and the heat of our thirst… let the jungle come alive and take you.
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I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today
For this beer we used an ungodly amount of tangerine drowned in an ocean of vanilla soaked on a mountain of orange zest then smashed through a nickel sized hole with a fist full of coconut for that extra decadent flavour.
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Big Gulps Huh, Welp See Ya Later
Heaps of Raspberry with subtle Blueberry and Lemon Notes will take you back to those first sips of freedom during that inaugural unsupervised rip to the mini-mart. Cheers!
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Off The Top Ropes
Whatcha gonna do when this DIPA runs wild on you? Mosaic and Galaxy will tag team your tastebuds until they tap out. Cheers brother!
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I Put My Crocs Into Sports Mode For This?
A staple in the lives of the casually active, so few know the true potential that these fashion abonimations truly offer. Speed walking, pickleball, or even jumping over a puddle… Just slip these badboys into sport mode and send it.
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You Know, I'm Something Of A Scientist Myself
News flash! I’ve done my own research. What are your sources? I’ve been cherry-picking bits of information that confirm what I already believe. But yes, technically, this beer is a solution.
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I'll Take You To The Candy Shop
This kettle sour has been bombed with thousands of pounds of peach puree and then conditioned on a stupid amount of fuzzy peach gummies. One taste of what we got and we’ll have you spending all you got. Let us take you to the candy shop.
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I Think We're Alone Now
Brewing just as fast as we can to keep up with all these releases. A big thick IPA hopped with Sabro, Strata and Galaxy. Cheers!
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
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30cm Rule
We all know it and if you work somewhere cool you get to live by it. This Kolsch was brewed to refresh after a hard day of charging. Cheers
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Nuke It From Orbit, It's The Only Way To Be Sure
Another glorious day in the brewery! A day in the brewing department is like a day on the farm. Every beer’s a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! And every canning day a parade! I love this brewery! Cheers!
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I Don’t Know Half Of You Half As Well As I Should Like; And I Like Half Of You Half As Well As You Deserve
For all of our admirable and excellent friends…
