Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
Limited Release Beers
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Punch It!
The Kessel Run in 12 parsecs? Done! Outrunning imperial star cruisers? It does it all! This beer is fast enough for you old man! Let’s Punch It!
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Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse
This West Coast style IPA was brewed with clean American yeast and dry hopped with an aggressive amount of Citra & Mosaic.
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Take A Chance On Me
If you need it, let us know. Gonna be around, if you got no place to go… We hope you’ll take a chance on this light and crushable lager which pairs perfectly with dancing to your favourite euro-pop song. Ba-ba-ba ba ba!
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It's A Wonderful Day For Pie
Did somebody say pie? Back and better than ever this sour will have you feeling all sweet, warm and fuzzy inside. Packed full of lime, milk sugar, vanilla and graham cracker this beer will have you eating dessert first. For pie! For pie! For pie!
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What Did The Five Fingers Say To The Face?
Have we lost our minds? How does that tropical flavour SLAP so hard? Even when sours were fashionable, they didn’t SLAP this hard… this beer is cold-blooded… Sours are a hell of a beer.
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Go Get Yourself Some Cheap Sunglasses
When the light is hurt your head the first thing you got to do in the morning to beat the masses is go get yourself this IPA packed full of Sabro, Galaxy and Vic Secret and of course some cheap sunglasses.
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That's What I Do I Drink & I Know Things
It’s not easy drinking DIPAs all the time, everyone would do it if it were easy. This beer is not meant to be held in captivity as it should be drunk cold and fresh as heavy doses of Nelson and Citra do not age well in the 7 kingdoms.
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Throw Me A Frickin Bone Here
People!! We have a plan; it’s called Pale Ale. As you know we love to use an exorbitant amount of hops. Moteueka & Citra are having an affair. So even if you’ve been cryogenically frozen for 30 years, here’s something to shake a stick at. We’re the boss, there’s the info. RIP Charlie.
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Do You Bite Your Thumb At Us Sir?
Two ingredients, both alike in dignity. In fair Vienna, where we brew our beer. From ancient style to new recipe. For never was a story of less woe than this beer and its drinkers glow.
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My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Prepare To Die
We make beer to pay the bills as there’s not a lot of money in revenge. You seem a decent lot and we would hate to kill you but if you happen to have 6 fingers on your right hand…
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I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed
In a place with no rules, deep in the mountains where nothing that’s thirsty is safe… An elite brewing squad is hunting for the ultimate thirst quencher like nothing that’s been unearthed before… it’s out there waiting for you, it sees the heat of our bodies, and the heat of our thirst… let the jungle come alive and take you.
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I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today
For this beer we used an ungodly amount of tangerine drowned in an ocean of vanilla soaked on a mountain of orange zest then smashed through a nickel sized hole with a fist full of coconut for that extra decadent flavour.
