Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
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Mine Goes To Eleven
In ancient times…before the dawn of history no one knows what it is or what we did. It’s actually quite unbelievable but we turned up our fruit dose to 11. Why wouldn’t we make ten the highest? Because we can turn it up to 11…
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Conjuror of Cheap Tricks
An Imperial Stout is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to.
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Case Of The Mondays
Every now and again you forget about cost and make a beer for the people. Over a ton of Peach, Pineapple, and Guava went in to create this absolute behemoth. So if you could go ahead and come in on Saturday that would be great. Cheers!
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But It Might Work For Us!
Did Grapefruit ever work for those people?…No it never does… I mean those people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might work…But it might work for us…
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Sounds A Little Old Fashioned Doesn't It? Pistols At Dawn
A duel between titans? Sounds A Bit Old Fashioned Doesn’t It? Walter PPK vs. Golden Gun, a gentlemanly showdown perhaps? …Orange peels and walnut bitters were added execution style to this cocktail inspired beer, not shake or stirred Bond.
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I’m Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today
For this beer we used an ungodly amount of tangerine drowned in an ocean of vanilla, soaked on a mountain of orange zest then smashed through a nickel sized hole filled with a fist full of coconut for that extra decadent flavour.
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This Is What It Sounds Like When Doves Cry
How could we just leave you standing. Alone in a world with no gose. Maybe we’re just too demanding. Maybe we just make our sours too bold. Maybe it’s just too many blackberries. But we’re never satisfied. Cheers!
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You Went Over My Helmet?
Rest assured we had no issues with our micro converter during our brewing process. One sip and you will be wishing then was now and when will now be then again? Until then you will have to settle for now now.
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Marriage Is A Punishment For Shoplifting In Some Countries
2 chimps on a Davenport in a basement present the kinda beer you would wanna get when you move out of your parents house.
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The Night Is A Very Dark Time For Me
Breakfast Stout? No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative, it gets the people going. Coffee, Coconut, Vanilla, and Tonka beans will bring a little Chazzle Dazzle in your life.
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Damn Alligator Just Showed Up! Cut Me Down In My Prime
In 1965, Sports Illustrated said he was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. He thought he had it all figured out, but one unsuspecting day, Chubbs hooked the ball in the rough by the lake and his life would never be the same… Emmy Award winner Carl Weathers is… Chubbs Peterson.
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Grandpa Joe Continued To Live Off The Wonka Fortune Until He Was Gunned Down In A Drug-Related Altercation In 1988
Wanted in connection with stolen property from the Wonka factory & possible connections to the disappearance of the famous Wonka himself.
