Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
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I Don’t Know Half Of You Half As Well As I Should Like: And I Like Half Of You Half As Well As You Deserve
For all of our admirable and excellent friends we offer you a barrel aged stout, conditioned on chocolate and made with the finest barley in the South Farling. If you manage to come upon a half or even a full pint you will surely have a night to remember. We bid you all a very fond farewell and of course, cheers.
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I Know You. You Know You. And I Know You Know That I Know You.
An all Mosaic IPA? That’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for ’em.
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It Has Everything To Do With Anything
You wanna use my wig guy? It’s the little touches, the little details. It’s what makes a great crispy beer. Czech Lager. Do it. Do it. Now look back mean like a dragon.
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IPA
Wi not trei a holiday in Sweden this year? See the loveli lakes the wonderful telephone system and mani intersting furry animals.
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IPA
This particularly perfect-in-every-way hazy IPA will have you scrambling for a word superdelic enough to describe your emotions.
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There’s Only One ‘Return’, Okay, And It Ain’t Of ‘The King’, It’s Of ‘The Jedi’
Let me tell you something. If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those rings movies, he would’ve ended the third movie on the logical closure point. Not the 25 endings that followed!
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Noch Einer
This light bodied German Amber Lager (also referred to as a Dunkel) has mild notes of caramel and a soft malty backbone!
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Run Forest Run
Mama always said: “life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.” But with Backcountry, you always know what you’re gonna get! Whether refueling after a tree climb, having worked your axe off, washing down a beef bun or simply beating the heat in the stands, this crushable lager is here to quench that lumberjack-sized thirst.
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Miles O’Brien
When the power surge creates yet another transporter clone, the replicators are down again on command deck, holodeck characters are trying to take over the ship, and you are all out of self-sealing stem bolts, this Dry Irish Stout is the perfect way to quench your thirst.
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I Have To Return Some Videotapes
Hey, Paul. Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? In ’87, Huey released this: Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Hip To Be Square”, a song so catchy most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It’s also a personal statement about the band itself.
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Let’s Turn On The Juice And See What Shakes Loose
Uhhh, Phantasm powder… breakfast… orange… orange beetle… uhhh, beetle fruit… beetle breakfast… uhhh, beetle drink… uh beetle, uhh, uhh, uhhh…
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It Was The Style At The Time
We can’t brew lagers like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like back in the day when they decided to call Squamish Newport; then changed it back because there was another town called Newport. It cost a nickel for beer back then, and in those days nickels had lanterns on ’em. Gimme 5 beers for a quarter you’d say. Back then we used to wear shirt collars so tall that you could barely see over ’em, it was the style at the time. Now where were we…?
