Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
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Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse
This West Coast style IPA was brewed with clean American yeast and dry hopped with an aggressive amount of Citra & Mosaic.
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I Am Altering The Deal. Pray I Don’t Alter It Any Further.
I do not want the Emperor’s prize damaged. We will test it… on Captain Solo. Calrissian, take the citra and nelson sauvin and put them in this pale ale.
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Maple Bay IPA
This IPA was brewed with the FRESHEST Centennial and Cascade Hops from Maple Bay Hop Farm. Hazy with a big citrus backbone!
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Mr. Toads Mild Ride
Independence is all very well, but we animals never allow our friends to make fools of themselves beyond a certain limit; and that limit you’ve reached. Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing -absolutely nothing – half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats (or drinking this English mild).
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I’ll Take You To The Candy Shop
This kettle sour has been bombed with thousands of pounds of peach puree and then conditioned on a stupid amount of fuzzy peach gummies. One taste of what we got and we’ll have you spending all you got. Let us take you to the candy shop.
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Say Hello To My Little Friend
Every dog has his day, and today the world belongs to this light lager. So, do you wanna dance, or sit here and have a heart attack?
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A Little Place Called Ssssquamish
Someplace windy, a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capilano! I’m talkin’ bout a little place called Sssssqquuaaammmishh.
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You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
Y’all know us. Know how we earn a living. We’ll brew this beer for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Big beer. Not like going down the pond chasin’ Bluegills and Tommycods. It’ll swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’ an’ down you go.
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See You, Space Cowboy
I think it’s time we blow this scene; get everybody and the stuff together . Okay, 3, 2, 1 let’s jam. Bigshot reported a 100 million Woolong bounty on Nectaron hops, so we had to go for it. But, whatever happens, happens. You’re gonna carry that weight.
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Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords, Is No Basis For A System Of Government
…And that my liege is how we know the earth to be banana shaped.
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What’s Your Record For Number of Consecutive Questions Asked?
Who let the cat out? You don’t have a cat? How many times a day do you feed a dog like that? What does he like to drink: Wild Pale Ale? What kind of hops does he like? Cashmere – Mosaic? He can’t have hops. Okay, I’ll just leave the toilet seats up.
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Where You Already Are
You can’t get so hung up on where you’d rather be, that you forget to make the most of where you are.
