Full Time Beers
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Widowmaker
Our signature IPA is made in the east coast style. This style of IPA is characterized by a light malt profile with a big pulpy body that is there to complement the intense juicy character coming from the hops.
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Trailbreaker
This pale ale will likely come across more like a session IPA than most pale ales in the market. We kept the malt profile light so that the hops could shine.
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Ridgerunner
German pilsner is characteristically dry and hoppy with a nice background bitterness. Ours is a classic example of the style brewed with Pilsner malt and hopped with Saphir and Spalt Select.
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Might As Well Go For A Soda
Cherries and cola gummies were just some of the ingredients used to make this flash from the past. It’ll have you screaming for a liter of cola… meow.
Limited Release Beers
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Vail? Nah, Looks Like The Guy Who Designed Wendy’s Went Nuts In Here
Isn’t there anywhere to park in this town? No. That’s how we keep the local population down. Brewing this pale ale was the easy part, so we’ll close ’em and you open ’em. This ones for the buds here and gone. And the renegades that go OB. Smell that? Winter’s coming!
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You Merely Adopted The Dark. I Was Born In It.
Oh, you think this can of Czech Dark Lager is your ally. You merely adopted the darkness of this beer; I was born to brew it, moulded by its outcome. I didn’t see the light until I had crafted it to perfection, by then light was nothing to me but blinding!
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You’re More Like Sarah Connor & in the First Movie Too Before She Could Do Chinups
“Pretty majestical, aye?”
“I don’t think that’s a word.”
“Majestical? Sure it is.”
“Nah, it’s not real.”
“What would you know?”
“It’s majestic.”
“That doesn’t sound very special. Majestical’s way better.” -
Don’t Call Me Shirley
Air traffic control to Backcountry!
Air traffic control to Backcountry!
We’re coming in too hot!
Surely you aren’t going to try to land that beer!
Backcountry to air traffic control. We definitely are going to land this beer… and don’t call me Shirley! -
Heidily-Ho, Neighbourino
Aurora-Borealis!? At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your brewhouse?
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Bernard Ludwig
Dark beer is good beer. The darker the beer the gooder it is. Look at the colours. All of the colours. Well, black. It’s like looking into the eyes of a duck.
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There’s Definitely A Very Slim Chance We Will Survive
Are you terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought? Can’t convince that pesky spectre to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to it’s place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension? Well, don’t worry any s’more; we’re ready to believe you!
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Death Before Decaf
Death before download? A little grass downlow? No worries. Death before decaf. No caffeine? Not a chance.
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I Don’t Know Half Of You Half As Well As I Should Like: And I Like Half Of You Half As Well As You Deserve
For all of our admirable and excellent friends we offer you a barrel aged stout, conditioned on chocolate and made with the finest barley in the South Farling. If you manage to come upon a half or even a full pint you will surely have a night to remember. We bid you all a very fond farewell and of course, cheers.
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I Know You. You Know You. And I Know You Know That I Know You.
An all Mosaic IPA? That’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for ’em.
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It Has Everything To Do With Anything
You wanna use my wig guy? It’s the little touches, the little details. It’s what makes a great crispy beer. Czech Lager. Do it. Do it. Now look back mean like a dragon.
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IPA
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